I am happy with the Apprentice results: Jo NEEDED to wear more make-up, as she was a dead puffer-fish incarnate. Jamie was extremely handsome but didn’t really know what he was doing to be fair. Stuart..well. I liked Stella, she was cool, but Chris was just so lovely and posh and chubby that I really quite wanted him to win. He looks like the pig-thing from Angry Birds, in a good way.
Exciting news: my sources have told me that Jude Law is in fact staying in his Hampshire house over Christmas. As he charges £10,000,000 a film (I read Natwest magazine..), I figure he must be spending some of it in Waitrose, and as he is so handsome, he MUST be buying his cheese from the Deli or he is simply a fool. Therefore, I have calculated that, seeing as no-one has seen him so far this Christmas, he will be in Waitrose between now and Christmas Eve, A TIME SPAN IN WHICH I WILL BE WORKING AT WAITROSE FOR ALL OF MY DAYS. Hence, he will come over to the counter, I shall stand there all ablaze with beauty, he will fall in love as I supply him with a succulent portion of Colston Bassett Stilton (a must-have), and by Christmas morn, all will be well!
I have found my favourite moment in Peep Show ever. Mark has managed to get Jez a job interview at his work, but Jez doesn’t want it because it’s dull. It’s a good scene, but if you don’t have the time, just skip to the face bit, 1.28. It actually made my Christmas.